KEKOMSYA IT'S JOKES

KEKOMSYA IT'S JOKES

Let share what we call IT'S JOKES

IT'S JOKES

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TIPS-What we can do with SPAM email ?

TIPS-What we can do with SPAM email ?

Before i start, i would like to share with you about this .. Look what i get from do nothing, i just open my email and they tell me that i win a millions dollar..not in one contest, but many..ha..ha..Refer this picture and you will see now I'am already rich..ha..ha..

Acctualy, i have many more email like this, if i count.. Now I am Rich and rich..hahahahah..

I think one of you has  got same email like me..did you reply or not ?

 Now, i give you my tips what i do after i get this email..But..if you have a free time, you can do this, because this just for FUN..that all..

IF THEIR OFFER ME..I WILL OFFER THIS..

-  ALL WEBSITE I JOIN FOR MAKING MONEY..

- I TELL THEM, STOP DO THIS JOB, IT'S WASTE YOUR TIME, NO ONE BELIEVE YOU, THEY CAN GET TRULY INFORMATIONS ABOUT YOUR OFFER, SPAM OR NOT SPAM,TRUE OR NOT TRUE,

JOIN ME AND TRY MY OFFER TO YOU..YOU WILL GET FRESH MONEY FROM YOUR OWN JOB..

You can try this..you may like it!!!  And don't forget for put your Paypal Donate for easy they tranfer your money as a winner  ...Ha..ha..ha..

MY friends,

If you like my article, please Donate this for $1.00 or more for support us for " Charity people" ..Thank you.

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KEKOMSYA VIDEO X

KEKOMSYA VIDEO X

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PLAY WITH TECHNOLOGY

PLAY WITH TECHNOLOGY

I found this Websites the call Wrong Door from BBC channel.. i like to share with you and hope you enjoy..

1. Make easy for playing snooker

WHO'S NEXT?

2. Where he go ?

Where He Go?

3.DANGER everywhere ..

Danger WAIT FOR YOU

4. GANGSTERS

KLON GANGSTERS

5. SURPRISE

BE SURPRISE

6. PLAY GAMES  IN OFFICE

PLAY THE GAMES IN OFFICE

7. NEW CAR

EASY TO GET NEW CARS

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FUN WITH PICTURE

FUN WITH PICTURE

If you have Idea.. from picture we can make it's funny..

 1. Bad day in bathroom.

2. Move-move!! Fire-fire!!!

3. That why his mom not give him " Breast Milk".

4.  Anaconda will take over for "DRIVER".

5. Order by Osama Bin Ladin..

6. The BOM at Dog Birthday..

7. THE CHAMPIONS OF KING for "HOT value"

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TAKE 5 MINUTES TO THINK..

TAKE 5 MINUTES TO THINK..

See this process until it finish...take your time in 5 minutes and THINK WHAT YOU SEE ...

1. It's start at here..

2. In process

3. Now it's give you to choose..

4. Now you  can buy it !!!

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JOKE'S FOR YESTERDAY

JOKE'S FOR YESTERDAY

1. DOCTOR..

One day, Doctor was treating a patients mental..

" Doc, i have big problem.. you must help me because i can't sleep if this problem not resolved.."

" Ok..ok..i will try..what the problem ?".

" I can't smell or hear if i Flatus.."

" Oh..it's easy..try this medicine and finished !!Come see me again if you have same problem.."

After a Week.

" Doc.. i can smell my Flatus now..but why i Can't hear it ?..

" Oh.. that because, last week i give you medicine for your nose, today i will give you medicine for your ear"..

2. Did you believe it ?













3. FREE RESTAURANT..

" I hear your restaurant make offer for free .."..

" It's finish yesterday..today you must paid for order "

" Yo..my friends, you are my close friends..why not you give one free offer to me "..

"Well ok..choose what you like.. "..

After one hour..

" Yo friends..you said it's free..why you give me bill "..

"  Sure i give you free.. Free Cholesterol ..!!!! "..

4. Test my new Pickup..












5. INTERVIEW..

" What is your name "

" Batman "..

" Don't make a joke..give me your real name please "..

" Batman Suparman "..

" Ah..your last name "..

"Suparman "

" Isk..i give you last change..if you want this job, you must be serious..now give me your name and last name"

" Batman Suparman  sir.. see this  .............

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REMEMBER again !!!

REMEMBER again !!!

Are you interested to increase income through the Internet? Yes, i want it..But, how if they trick me? What should i do for prepare this? What is the necessary steps can be taken..

Before you can start making money , you may known this..

1. When you get an offer, you must know how their offer is ? Do we need to pay them first for any registration? If you are still interested even if charged, would you be able to do the task given? For your tips, Don't just see their offer, but you must see what should yo do from their offer.

You must know, not all visitors will click on ads that exhibited unless they really need. So you must wisely evaluate where the best. In my experience, the Ads that can be attract people only how we can make money or sex-related..With this Ads you can make money ,but I think not all Advertiser will give you opportunities to do this..If you have bad luck, you will Ban..So what i must choose ?.. I cannot give you the correct answers, but i suggest you to choose what people need ? What product they like ?

Kinds of daily necessities such as electric sets, kitchen items maybe the right choose for you. In this options, i suggest you to use Amazon Associates because they have all people need..

2.You also need to be vigilant, especially during the registration process ,because we are usually asked to agree with all conditions. Fraud can happen here, especially if you have a credit card or Debit card without your realizing it, you have agreed to allow the money taken directly from your credit card, so you should read the details on registration. Especially when you are asked to enter credit card account number or your Paypal email.

3. Understand about the feasibility of the selected ad, Does your country can match or not. This can prevent your wasting time, Get information about companies selected from the Internet or join any Forum that you think may help.

4.Follow and obey all the conditions stipulated, do not try to make fool because when you think you smart, there more smart than you. Patience is trhe key to success.

5. Choose that company or Advertiser that your heard before, do not choose unknown company, because they only want to USED you..

6. More important, when you get the limit can draw you earn money, do the money transfer directly into your account. Do not wait because of greed. This would disadvantage if unexpected things happen.

SEE YA..

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AS REMBEMBER TO become ZERO TEN

AS REMBEMBER TO become ZERO TEN

I like to share with my experience when i start to make money online.. because i believe everyone have a dreams .. " you can buy anything you want, you can go anywhere you want "..

But how we can get all in our dreams..? In Internet you can find the short way to get your dreams..But not all can help you, if you not be carefull.. This my result ..

1. Not all from their offers  we will get .. All their offer truly just for make you interested to join them.. see this . They will give you free points maybe in 1000 and your Pending earn $30.00 for invite you to join..but you still not know, all point and your earn can not be use until you get what they want..After you make what they want you do, the points and your earn will start from Zero..

2. To many not logical from logical ..Look this " Do not do anything, in 10minute, you will get cash $3000.00 ".. Think this,  I give you corn seed, you plant and wait for corn to grow on its own,you just wait and see.. so you think the  Corn will grow healthy? If they have success with this way,that five from 100 people..believe me..

3. Click Adds and get money free money !! Did you see my Ads in this Hub? Did you click my Ads? I think you just see like the others , if my Hubpage have a 30 visitor perday, i guarantee i will got " none"  click for my Ads, you know why ? Because we know what the ads for..So when and who will click my Ads ?.. I think Advertisers must think others way..he..he..

If you not know or if you not lucky , you will paid only 0.01% for your hard work..That means, if you want to get $0.10 cent, you must have 10 click per day..easy or not ?

For disappointed you, you can try this, but don't know its illegal or not..

For Advertiser you know this keyword - Pay per clik or P P C..

For Us, we  used this keywords - " You click  I click "  or Y C I C.. That means, you click my Ads, i will Click your Ads..

4. Advertiser will help for your dreams come true.. Did you believe it ? The true  is.. Advertisers get their dream from you..not you..you know why ? If you buy their products, you just help Advertisers plus their own money..What you get ? You get nothing until you  make hard work for this Advertiser..

5. They run from you.. in this case, i have more experience..After you make hard work and you get some (maybe more) money, you will block or will Ban you  with a variety of reasons as your own click , click suspicious or anythings else. They can make it, because we not know and never known..

Your your nightmare.. The website has disappeared from Internet.. They will enjoy with your income!!!

HOWEVER.. you can try and never give up !! I just want to share my experience.. That All..

From my HUBPAGES..KEKOMSYAZONE..

See ya

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USE NERO TWO IN ONE

USE NERO TWO IN ONE

I think we can share this, i taken  it from my Inspiration Member Team..

Before i continue this article, i give to you questions here,

1. You know, many of file virus is a hidden , so how you can find that file ?

2. You want to delete you old file but you did'nt know where your is file ?

3. You found a illegal file that you believe that is virus, but you can not delete that file ?

4. You want to clean up your computer from your own file that you can selected what file you want to remove?

5. You find a lot of files scattered in your My Computer, so you must selected that file and keep into the right folder..

6. You search in internet what software that you can use for that problem, but all software, you need to buy ?
Ok.. now i give you my answer..

Do not buy any software !! .. You can use the free software maybe have in your computer..

What software that i can use to resolved my problem ?

I suggest you use Nero software..

Why Nero, as i known Nero it's used for Burning ? And how to get Nero for free and can be used ?

Yes, Nero is used for burning, but at the same time, you can used Nero for others jobs because with Nero, you can see all file in your computer and can not be hide..

If you don't have Nero in your computer, you need to download in internet , you can download from here

CLICK HERE

Before you start download , select old the Nero software version like below 7.01ver something.. you know, if you use the old version, you can get the license for free ( crack file can be use) .

Ok.. after your download completed, you need to install that file to your computer..

Now.. we start with Nero..

Open you Nero program .Use Nero Express because its easy to learn..

- Click at Data and choose Data disk..

- Now, click Add to start to select your file.

- See the location that you can use to select what partition you want to start search your file.

- Move arrow at no 2  and select you partitions..

- Now you can look all the file will show from My local disk, no hidden here..so you can choose what file should not be there, and must be remove..












- As to REMEMBER, DO NOT REMOVE THAT FILE YOU DON'T KNOW.. I suggest you select only your file..

Lastly , i give this tips ..

- This file can not have in your local disk (C:) because maybe is a Virus ,if you find this file, you can delete..

This file extension with

- . Bat

- . Exe.
- .Doc ( is maybe your word file )

See again.

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JOKE'S WITH SPAM EMAIL

JOKE'S WITH SPAM EMAIL

In the previous article, we have to remember you about SPAM EMAIL, now i will tell you about Spam email after i give respond their email. I do that because i want to know how  they make untill someone will trapped.

First i choose to give respon this email.. (please read) 

If you read tihs email, it's telling me that i win $800,0000 ..so I need give them my information so i claim that.

Before I send my email to them, i thinking that i win cash money, why they do not use Paypal, it's easy ..ha..ha..

So i send to them all information that need, including ticket number,Rff and Batch no.

After two our later, I get new email from them..

Now, they want i make deposit to their account with value $230.00 so i can claim my prize. This deposit for Levi cost and transport  cost, maybe i live in Malaysia so far away from them..

After i get this respond, I know they do not should believed.. you know why.. This my reason..

1- I win $800,000... why they do not cut their cost from here ? After callulate anything they need, give me the balance..its simple..he..he..

2. I win a cash money, not winning products, why they need my address or something else..why not use Paypal that can use everywhere and anywhere..

3. I not join any contest or apply anything about their products, how i can be the winner ?

Now.. i hope we can sharing something from here..

See Ya..

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BE CAREFULL WITH THIS

BE CAREFULL WITH THIS

If you have email address, i think you will received email like this, because at the end of the year, so many offers they will make to take your attention. Not all email correctly, the are scam you should be careful.

See this pictures below, this is sample Scam email that i get everyday. As to remember, you  do not believe !!!.

- Click on image to large.

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DID YOU BELIEVE ?

DID YOU BELIEVE ?

If i said from computer part, we can find so many joke or we can make a joke..Did you believe? See this..

Did you hear about this before ?

1. When your Mouse have a problem like can not move or easy to say cursor is dead.. i will give you answer like this

" Your Mouse have effect from danger virus, we must Format your mouse for the best solution "

2. Why my keyboard have a problem with the key A, D and RIGHT SHIFT? I cannot use this key..

" I suggest you to buy a key A,D and RIGHTSHIFT only, and do not buy the keyboard..so you can safe your money.."

3. I forgot my Windows Password, what should i do ?

" Don't worry, you can found in Google, just type Windows Password in search columm, so you can choose witch one you like, it's free !!"

5. I must always set my time and date in Windows everyday, did you know why ?

" That means, your battery in your board have a problem, i suggest you change the Battery from your car, but you have make a new connection first !!.

6. I think my monitor have a virus, because when i used for a long time, monitor become blank !!

" No, its imposible.. i think you have a Virus not your monitor..ha..ha..

Now.. Guess what is not correct in this article ???

If you find you are really great !!!!

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This article does not have the number 4.. see ya..

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